I've been seeing this guy everyday walking around the hallway and I'm pretty sure we both knew we wanted to talk to each other. One day during lunch, I was eating with my friends, Matt walked up to us and asked what I'm doing that weekend, I was actually planning to go out with friends but I happily answered 'nothing'. I gave him my number and that night, we were going to go out with my friends to watch a fight and have dinner but my friends bailed on me so we drove around and stopped by a memorial park. We walked around and started making out. We got a hotel room and I blew his mind by, well, blowing his dick. We had sex in his car that week too, establishing that we were fuck buddies. We watched a movie the weekend after we met and we couldn't even finish the movie because we were practically having sex in there which proves that nothing romantic will ever happen between us.
One weekend, I was out with Mark, Snickers, and this one guy that I keep forgetting his name so we'll call him John. We first went to this one restaurant, had dinner, and had a few beers. It was the first of many times that I spent more than 5 hours in same spot. That was the first time I met Snickers and it was John's last weekend there. Around 10, we decided to go somewhere else and play pool. Since I was the only one who didn't have the same gift of playing pool like my friends do, I sat there and watched them. A group of guys started playing on the table right next to us and one of them invited me to play with them. That's when I met Matt #2. He was really charming and his favorite phrase was 'it's ok'. They went to hard rock later that night but me and my friends stayed there since we prefer to hang out where people are not.
Matt #2 and I went to the beach alot that week, walked around, went to the marina and watched the stars. He was decent and at one point, I imagined him as my boyfriend. I'm pretty sure he wasn't going to ask me to be his girlfriend so I didn't stop my agreement with Matt. That friday, I started drinking at the beach right at five in the afternoon and was drunk by eight. I called Matt and Matt #2. Matt #2 went to n.o. and told me to wait for him but Matt told me he's on his way. That resolved the conflict in my head about who I'm sleeping with that night. Saturday night, I was with my usual group of drinking friends at the beach, Matt #2 wanted to meet them so he came. It was going well until Matt #2 started reciting black jokes like he wrote a book about it. The first 5 was funny but after 25 of them, it got awkward even if we were all drunk so i decided it was time to go. We went to the first hotel that we saw, there were two beds so we both took a nap on our own bed before we had sex. That boy has a penis bigger than the average white penis but that thing did not know how to work itself. Sure, we were drunk but that wasnt an excuse. What did we do? Had sex anyway.
Matt #2 was talking about getting another job, I didn't realize he was serious about it. Friday night, I was out with a big group of friends. It was kareoke night so we stayed there til everyone was drunk. I told Matt #2 where I was thinking that he wouldn't show up because he was out with his friends. I've known Mason for 3 months before that evening and the best things about him is he's not circumcised. I have never been with a guy like him so I was really into, well, his penis. Matt #2 showed up with his friends and left within the same minute. I called and asked why, he told me he's leaving the next day and he wanted to say good bye. Ok, bye. I am not really good at saying goodbye. It's more of a leave while I'm not looking because I dealt with alot of separation in the past so i know it's just stressful. Matt and I made plans, countless times, ok, maybe 3 times but he kept on bailing on me and it got to the point where he expired.
By the way, here's a lesson for you. Fuck buddies have expiration date. After a month, if you are still in the same state and there is no physical contact between the two of you, then consider the agreement expired. If physical contact is present at all times, the relationship's life could go as long as 3 months.
I'm planning to go out with 3 guys named Matt, two down, 1 more to go. So if your name is Matt, call me.
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